Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Great Debate: Kids

Top 10 reasons to have a kid vs. a K9:


10. Children live longer than dogs.

9. When going out, you have to leave your dog at home, but you can cart your kid anywhere.

8. Kids don't shed!

7. Kids are cuter. More people fuss over them!

6. You can't actually be allergic to children.

5. With children, you get to experience the joy of life growing inside of you.

4. You can strap a kid down in the car (so they don't straddle your shoulder with their head hanging out of the window).

3. Their poop is contained in diapers... usually!

2. Kids don't eat your underwear.

1. Kids say the darnedest things!



**Check out Kara's side of the story HERE.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Wow....the things that come up...

This was pretty fun and gives you a good laugh. Go to google and type in "[your name] " to see what comes up and is the best/ most funny answer.

Jenny needs...to find herself a baller
(i'm not sure what a baller is and what I would do with one)

Chad needs...strong protection force
(from his wife)

Jenny looks like....a beach bunny
(you know you like it)

Chad looks like....a retarded nerd that thinks he's tough
(you know when he puts those glasses on j/k)

Jenny says...turn off the light
(every night those are the last words chad hears)

Chad says...good morning
(even if his wife is half asleep)

Jenny wants...the armadillo
(i'm not sure what that means...but I like it ;) )

Chad wants...to use oil money to buy weapons
(for the stupid drivers on the road)

Jenny does...her low down dance
(just ask chad how that goes)

Chad does...back flip on pogo stick
(he's very talented)

Jenny hates...people touching her belly
(who does that honestly)

Chad hates...aliens
(if they are real)

Jenny asks....a stranger to pose nude for her school project
(huba huba)

Chad asks....not once but twice
(right before you know what)

Jenny goes....dirty
(in the bedroom)

Chad goes....monkey bike riding
(you don't even want to know)

Jenny likes...to climb into things and hide
(hide and go seek, come on get your minds out of the gutter)

Chad likes....having one when he is nervous
(even I don't know what "one" he likes to have when he is nervous)

Jenny eats...a tiny amount of forbidden food
(when its that time of the month)

Chad eats...ten kabobs in ten minutes
(amazing skill)

Jenny wears...glittery and silver pants
(disco baby)

Chad wears...a brace to keep his feet in place
(if you had to do security in one spot for 13 hours you would too)

Jenny was arrested...for killing her sister
(it wasn't my fault....it was the armadillo)

Chad was arrested...for killing a fellow students parrot in a microwave
(you would too if it ratted you out)

Well that certainly was fun! Give it a whirl!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Price of a Pet

Fish for aquarium: $3.97




Supplies for fish aquarium: $24.92



The look on your husbands face when he finds
out how much a fish costs: Priceless

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Engagement Photo Shoot



So everyone knows that when you get married you have to go to the trouble of getting photos taken to send out with your invitations. So Saturday we decided would be the day. It just so happened that it had barely snowed so there was fresh snow in the trees and it looked very beautiful. So we bundled up and went over to my parents house because their yard is very scenic and close to the mountains. As cold as it was we tried to hurry and get some good pictures. So here is what we came out with.